Bad breath jokes
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
Does breath smell like 🍑?
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
I smell like skunk.
Community talk
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smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me
crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)
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