Bad breath jokes
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Community talk
I want some loser no-lifer girlfriend. Here are my preferences: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me
crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)
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