Audio device jokes

What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS.