Ash tray jokes

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

Like if you know what ashes are.

How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?

I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.

I wasn't clean after this.

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.