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Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

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    • Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!

    When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

    I think that you're an accident!

    Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

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    • I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."

    If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

    If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

    Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

    An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.

    The man says, "Will you move your dog?"

    The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.

    The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"

    My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

    Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!

    President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎

    Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.