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Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"

The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."

The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"

The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."

At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."

The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

There are different types of Pokémon.

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  • For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.

    It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.

    Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

    Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.

    Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"

    If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

    If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

    Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

    Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

    But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

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