Are jokes

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know what a home base is.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.

Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Ki­li, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"

Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

What are the similarities between apples and emos?

They both hang from trees.

Roses are red, violets are violet,

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!

Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."

Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?

Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣

I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

You are like Papa.

Friends don't lie.

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"