Are jokes
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Old ladies are non existent.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Rangers are a joke.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.