And jokes
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.