And jokes
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.