Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
Want to hear a joke about prostitutions?
Never mind, its whoreable :)
Want to hear a joke about prostitusions? Never mind, its whoreable
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Roses are red, Voilets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo
How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)
How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)
Ill never forget my grampa's last words, "stop shaking the ladder you cunt"
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me but everybody tolerates me.
Bro are you a ompaloompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Bend over and spell RUN
The only joke my dad ever made was me
roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom
what do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces
wiener