Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he had no balls to do it
Yaroslavl Airplane Crash
Where do spiders commit crimes? The Dark Web
why didn't the skeleton cross the road? he had no balls to do it.
Yo mama so strict that thanos couldn't collect the infinity stones until he had to do his homework.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? about 120 pounds
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I'd make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette he will be warm for a short time, But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
what's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler? The thing is I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to his Quack dealer
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? On the school bus the pricks are on the inside but on a cactus the pricks are on the outside
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon? People choose Pokemon instead
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash that is a 2006 stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes? Josef Vasicek
What's the special part of town called? Downtown
What is Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground? Oh shit is my name still on the stanley cup?
I want to make a joke about old age but I'm too senile to finish it...
Why was Josef Vasicek a stanley cup champion is 2006? Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common? They both won a trophy atleast once, Vanicek a 1x stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek but I think if I make the NHL I'll die in an airplane crash so I won't risk it again
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale. Lucky for me I'm only 210