Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Yaroslavl Airplane Crash
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to his Quack dealer
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.