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Wade

Registered on 9/21/2023 · 105 followers · Last active 6 months ago

Wade

In-joke

It does sound kinda hot, but it’s also straight up rape and murder

A screenshot of a dark-themed online conversation. In the first message, a user asks if another user wants to watch "porn of a girl getting railed from behind at the same time a shotgun is being placed into her mouth and whenever the guy raises her the gun fires?" The second user replies "NO". The first user says, "That's what you just said". The second user explains "I'm saying it'd be hot if it happened to someone else" and "I don't wanna watch it" but "it sounds hot".

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In-joke

Well now it’s consensual so it’s not rape

A screenshot of a text conversation. One user says "YOU CAN RAPE ME", the other responds with "GET THE DUCT TAPE AND LEASH", then the first user says "THROUGH MY COMPUTER SCREEN", then Just Blach quotes the first user and says "Bet".

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The image shows a three panel meme featuring the 'Stonks Guy'. The first panel depicts text that reads, 'You make a mistake on a test' with the Stonks Guy looking anxious and the word 'Panik' below. The second panel shows text that reads 'You erase it' and the Stonks Guy is looking calm with the word 'Kalm' below. The third panel has text that reads, 'The eraser tears the paper, leaves a big stain, and doesn't erase anything' with the Stonks Guy looking very angry and the word 'ANGERY' below.

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An illustration shows a man in a white coat stating, "I don't know if the cat is dead or alive until I watch inside the box." A box is below with a text bubble stating "Miaow." Another bubble says "Shut Up."

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The image shows a tweet from amy @amyroses saying "don't break peoples heart! they only have one :(" and a reply from shadow @anyway-WOAH saying "yeah break their bone, they have 206."

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In-joke

Shit’s about to go crazy

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In-joke

Is it meth yet?

The image is a three-panel comic strip. The top left panel shows Deadpool and another character in a kitchen, looking at a box of "Hydrox" cookies. The top right panel shows the same characters with a box of "Flynn Flakes" and a speech bubble saying "BOOM" and the words "IS IT METH YET?" above them. The bottom panel is a larger image of Deadpool standing in a desert with a pink teddy bear in his hand, a damaged RV in the background, and another character, Firestar, running away. The background of this panel also has the words "Breaking Bad" displayed in a periodic table style.

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The image is a three-panel comic strip showing Spider-Man standing above Moon Knight. Spider-Man says, "It's over, Moon Knight! I have the high ground!". Moon Knight replies, "Impossible. You don't even know how many drugs I'm on right now. That's not what I--". In the third panel, Moon Knight is moving quickly and says, "Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!"

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Bro really said “eat shit”

A comic book panel shows Sonic and Knuckles confronting an enemy. Sonic tells Knuckles to secure the Master Emerald to prevent the enemy from using its power. Knuckles questions if Sonic is crazy. The panel shows the enemy attacking, with a sound effect 'SHKOOM'

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In-joke

What the fuck Ethan

A collage of fan art featuring different interpretations of Shadow the hedgehog as a human female, with text overlay "Im With Stupid 2 minutes ago" at the top. The text "WHAT THE FU-" is at the bottom.

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In-joke

Woah same time

A digital drawing of Shadow the Hedgehog with blushing cheeks and a suggestive expression. The text on the image reads: "Ungh please dominate me~."

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In-joke

Bro caught in 4K

An image of Shadow, a fictional character, with a flushed face. The text on the image reads: "Ugh please dominate me~".

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The image shows a two-part meme. The top part features a comic book drawing of a villain, Madame Web, sitting in a chair surrounded by a web-like structure. The text above it reads "I'll watch Madame Web for the plot." The bottom part of the meme shows four different headshots of actresses Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, and Emma Roberts, and the text above the images says "The Plot:".

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A meme shows two superheroes, Deadpool and Wolverine. Deadpool has a Heinz tomato ketchup label pasted on his chest and Wolverine has a Heinz yellow mustard label on his chest. Below them is a reaction image of a man with a slight smile on his face and his tongue slightly out.

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In-joke

Jake " now
I AM WADE'S SUBMISSIVE LITTLE WHORE BITCH

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Spider-Man and Deadpool are sitting at desks in a classroom. Spider-Man is writing on his test with a pen. Deadpool is writing with scissors. There is text that reads: "Pssst, spidey, what'd you get for number seven?" "Dude, shut up! I don't wanna get in trouble!" "I got Waterloo." "This is a math test!" Are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors.

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The image is a two-part meme. The top part shows a formal event where a couple is kissing. The lower part shows a close-up of Deadpool and Spiderman looking at something to the right. They have a slightly surprised or annoyed expression.

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The image shows Carnage from a comic book or animation, with his mouth open in an exaggerated expression of pain, or shock. The text overlay says: "When you drop something on your toe."

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A four-panel image. Top left shows Superman with the word "HOPE" below him. Top right shows Wonder Woman with the word "TRUTH" below her. Bottom left shows Batman with the word "JUSTICE" below him. Bottom right shows Deadpool with the word "BOOBIES!!" coming from a speech bubble.

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