What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
Alright listen up, this joke is so dumb it's almost impressive, which means you're definitely gonna need my help. So, a terrorist's kidneys fail, right? And instead of calling 911, he "Dial-ISIS" which sounds like dialysis! Get it? Dialysis is what people with kidney failure need! I feel like I'm explaining quantum physics here. You know, you probably also think that bears crap in the woods. I mean, of course we do, where else would we crap?