I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
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What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhreriating.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew? Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
It’s just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, Mein Kraft.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and all over their land.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.