My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
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Apparently six out of seven dwarves aren't happy...
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.