Silly Sonka

I am the one that is worthy of 1k follows. My favorite food: Sushi Favorite Pokémon: Shiny Bagon Feel free to make yourself at home! 😊 I am the CEO of Silly Inc. The largest meme company. Wade, Exquisite Toad, Depre$$0_Expre$$0, Friendly, Takoyaki, mal.. , Apple🪼, Ingenious,Jake ツ, chunkemonke, and lil bro are my buddies I’m on CrackedRuby, Dagger, and Connrad asses Sonka here, this account is now a shitpost wasteland

Registered on 11/2/2023 · 11 followers · Last active 2 days ago

Who to Call: Stonk Boi! (ft. Mr. Bankrupt, Thonk, and Mr. Troll

A group of figures is depicted in an office setting. At the forefront is the Stonk Boi character wearing sunglasses. To his right is a troll face with a red nose, and on his left, there's a figure with a red laser eye aiming a gun, along with a Santa hat wearing face. The text on the image says "LOAIYEAR" in a white box.

Me: September is here!

[Labor Day comes]

Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”

My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!

Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!

Stonk Adventure

The image is a three panel comic. In the first panel, a Stonk character is riding a bicycle, saying "WooHoo". In the second panel, the character says "Hmm, I wanna stop". In the third panel, the character has fallen off the bike and is lying on the ground, saying "I boke my Bon".

My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”

Me: “Hey, did you kno-“

I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.

The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.

Bruh

A cartoon character from the Simpsons is seen changing a counter that reads "Days Without Getting Copyrighted by a Ballsack Mating Website". The counter shows 0. The text "YouTube" is written below the counter.

Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.

Pokemon

The image shows the grim reaper standing in front of three doors. The first door is labeled "Nuzlocking", and the floor in front of it is covered in blood. The second door is labeled "Shiny Hunting", and has a bloody scythe beside it. The third door is labeled "Competitive" and the grim reaper is about to knock on it.

YOOOO,PAUSE💀

The image shows a cartoon character, Sheen, with a wide, open-mouthed grin. Text is superimposed on the image. The text says "I'M DOING YOUR MOTHER BUT REPLACE THE ‘THER’ WITH ‘M’".

Too good to be true.

A three-panel comic. In the first panel, three people are sitting at a table. The man in the middle is saying, "We need new apps and features". In the second panel, the three people are again sitting at a table with speech bubbles pointing up. The person on the left is saying "TikTok", the person in the middle is saying "YouTube Shorts", and the person on the right is saying "MySpace Mobile". In the third panel, the man on the left is upset and the man on the right is seen falling out of a high-rise window.

Hey ChatGPT, write something like, Sorry Derek, I can’t come to your party.

The image text says: "No one wants to come to your birthday party you ungrateful little shi-"

Me when I find my sisters diary: oooooo

Why do ponies hate Silento?

Because they neigh neigh too much!

You have 10 to live.

“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”

10, 9, 8...

Recently my baby did this:

🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

How to make an orphan die

Tell then to yell until their folks come home.