How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
Shower thoughts
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
How do you know you had a gay cookout All the hotdogs taste like ass
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What’s the best part having sex with a pregnant woman? You can have sex and a blow job at the same time
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates? Either way they’ll kill your dog
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!