What does nail polish and panties have in common? Both come off with alcohol
Shower thoughts
Walking with a friend the in the dark is better than walking alone in the in the light
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted Nothing much I just decided to go home
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and British news reporter in south They usually don’t live to tell the tale
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date? Hi, nice to meet you
How can you be fast and slow at the same time getting a gold medal in the special Olympics?
What do Black people and chains have common? both work better with chains on them?
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I I have sex my eyes hurt. He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it’s an assault rifle
My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch? You don’t need consent
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common? They both be fucking sugar daddies
My wife said she wanted steam vegetables with her steak so I put her father in the hot tub
What does the long distance call in a black person have in common? They both don’t work
Why do people hate abortion jokes? It leaves you with an empty feeling inside
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders is all the time.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders is all the time.