Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
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Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the BEET
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his RHYME BOOKS
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
RHY-MOSQUITO
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't FIND the BEAT
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH