Ness Plays

I am the one that is worthy of 1k follows. My favorite food: Sushi Favorite Pokémon: Shiny Bagon Feel free to make yourself at home! 😊 I am the CEO of Silly Inc. The largest meme company. Wade, Exquisite Toad, Depre$$0_Expre$$0, Friendly, Takoyaki, mal.. , Apple🪼, Ingenious,Jake ツ, chunkemonke, and lil bro are my buddies I’m on CrackedRuby, Dagger, and Connrad asses Sonka here, this account is now a shitpost wasteland

Registered on 11/2/2023 · 11 followers · Last active 16 days ago

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

New version of Nintondo 4DS

A red box for the fictional Nintondo 4DS console, a hand drawn and misspelled “comes with pikemen 4D” is written on the top of the box. A drawing of Pikmin is added to the console.

New card for the Nintondo 4DS

A pink, round character with a black drawn on wig and glasses in front of a blue background on a card labeled "Nintendo".

Boys, just got the leaks for the new Nintondo 4DS!

The image shows a white card with four cartoon-like Pikmin characters against a blue background. The yellow, red, and purple characters have large eyes and look silly. Below them in a white rounded font is written "Nintondo".

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God.

Edward Robinson+Grant Wisler= WHAT THE FU

Online arguments be like:

nice opinion.
one small issue.
i am inside your home.

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog

Meme

A green blob with pixelated sunglasses is holding a gun. The text on the image says: "I NEED A REASON OR ELSE, TREASON"

Long time since I made a joke huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one

lol is sucks

A red background with two red hearts. On top, it says: FUCK SHIT THE HOLIDAY. On the bottom it says: VALENTINES.

Sure

The image shows a person with the 'troll face' superimposed on their head, standing in an outdoor setting with leafless trees and a walking path. There is snow on the ground. The text below the person reads "I am once again asking to accept me into society."

ITS THE APOCALYPSE

A collage of a man with an astonished expression next to the character "Woody" from Toy Story who has a stone head, in the Buzz Lightyear costume. The text says "And that's why noses run and feet smell."

Why?

A man and a woman are lying in bed next to each other. The woman is looking at the man and thinking, "I bet he's thinking about other women." The man is looking up and thinking, "Why is a pizza box a square, the pizza a circle, and the slices are triangles?"

The Movie

A grid of images with the title "Your own Romantic Comedy Cast Meme" at the top. The grid shows nine roles: The Main Character (a meme of a person with black hair), The Love Interest (a meme of a bald person), The Best Friend (a cartoon girl), The Love interest's Roommate (a cartoon of a green dinosaur), The Crazy ex (a troll face), The Pet (a kitten), The Kid Sibling (a pixelated image), and The Love Interest's parents (a badly drawn image of a person).

Troo

The image shows two pictures. On the left is a muscular dog and the text "Silly Inc" below a picture of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. On the right is a picture of a dog with a person's head with a balaclava on and the text below "He is stronger than me".

Yosho

A picture shows a green Yoshi in a cardboard box with a hand giving a thumbs-up. Above Yoshi is the word "NO" and below the text: "I WILL NOT PAY TAX.". In the top left corner is a green monster from the movie Monsters Inc. and the text "SILLY INC" next to it.

Captain Obvious

A man in a suit and ski mask stands in front of a stock chart with an upward arrow. A speech bubble contains the text "Money is able to buy stuff".

“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-