What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.