Dying mall be like...
Toys were us
Goodbye kitty
Dying Canes
Dying mall be like...
Toys were us
Goodbye kitty
Dying Canes
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Raplhie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds
Hell: we got a frickin private yacht
Me: September is here!
[labor day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day) “Wake me up when September ends!
My friend: How are you running fast! You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!