what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped? alien vs predator
nathanyy
Person 1: Hey Joe!
Person 2: I'm not Joe and who's Joe..?
Person 1: Joe Mama, you stupid bitch.
in syria there are no walmarts, only targets
why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race
because they always like to come in a little behind
what do you call a sneaky child molester?
incogpedo
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
no one cares if you bully an orphan, what they gon' do? tell their parents?!
why did the orphan go to church? because they need a father
what do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
an RCXD
you look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if i give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
i got kicked out of a library today
because i put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
asians dont believe in santa because they make the toys
people have been telling me that you can get things for free now
the other day i saw a sign saying " FREE PALESTINE "
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says: " i'll have some H2O "
the second one says: " i'll have some H2O too " and then he died.