what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
nathanyy
Person 1: Hey Joe!
Person 2: I'm not Joe and who's Joe..?
Person 1: Joe Mama, you stupid bitch.
in syria there are no walmarts, only targets
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!