Manga fan
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
How to know something won’t be fun: Someone will say cmon it’ll be fun!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Rip boiled water you will be mist.
Knock knock who’s there lettuce lettuce who lettuce in
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.