Manga fan
Just a regular guy who likes anime and manga
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Rip boiled water you will be mist.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.