mal..🩵

(: short nd silly :) welcome to the crazy house remember...its better to screw off than to screw up here are all the gold stars ive earned.. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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whats black nd white nd black nd white nd black nd white nd red nd black nd white nd white nd black nd red nd red nd black nd red nd white nd black nd red nd red nd red nd red? a penguin in a blender

I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....

a little boy decided to burn a house down. the father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "thats arson"

feeling stressed? have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.

as i grow older, i remember all the people i lost along the way. maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...

I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”