where do poor italians live? the spaghetto
mal..🦆
(: short nd silly :)
❤ taken by the best person in the whole world ❤
"la strada è più dura quando stai puntando al cielo"
here are all the gold stars ive earned..
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(Madi gave me the fancy sparkly one <3)
for anyone who cares, im leaving. this site is completely dead and, honestly, i think its better i cut off all ties from talking to ppl online. its been fun. i love you guys <3
what concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cents featuring nickleback
i ate a clock yesterday. it was very time-consuming
whats black nd white nd black nd white nd black nd white nd red nd black nd white nd white nd black nd red nd red nd black nd red nd white nd black nd red nd red nd red nd red? a penguin in a blender
what has four legs nd one arm? a doberman at the playground
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
whats the fastest way to get to the hospital? stand in the middle of the road
what part of the vegetable's the hardest to eat? the wheelchair
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
what do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off
a little boy decided to burn a house down. the father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "thats arson"
my boss told me i have a preoccupation with vengeance...we'll see about that
feeling stressed? have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
