Like if you have a dad.
jake
16 love dogs cows and horses
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Like if I'm fine-ish.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Comment if I'm ugly.
joe
mama