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    So, at school we had to make a poem about our passion, and I chose dance: I arrive at dance Excited and glad. I look around the room And get signed in.

    The warmup has begun We begin to stretch, “To the left, To the right, Straighten your legs.”

    I feel free I feel weightless. I dance my worries off.

    The music then starts We go from the start, 1⁄2 an hour passes, Hip hop has begun.

    Why is dance easy for some, But h… Read more

    Sooooo update time!!

    About a week ago, I made a post about how my crush didn't like me.

    Turns put he does!!! I asked him out on friday, and he likes me back!! I'm so glad! Life's finally starting to turn around for me! (In a good way).

    I lied about my age, my birthday's coming up and I'm nearly 14. I didn't tell my real age for societies sake. :)

    My hobbies that alot of people hate/find weird or boring:

    Art. One of my favourites. Just something to do in your free time. Its also pretty relaxing too.

    Dance. Hip hop, Lyrical, Jazz, and pom. those are my 3 this year. I don't technically do pom, I help out with the little kids pom classes. Pretty cute. Its kinda my only escape from reality. My mind just escapes into its own world for 2 hours. Then reality hits again. 😑

    Sports. I don't do much of it, but I'm pretty good at it.

    Damn it guys, don't start reposting memes. There are SO MANY memes out there, just post new ones 😑

    I'm incredibly bored with nothing to do so I'm gonna say this:

    What do you guys think the best chocolates known to man kind are?

    Here are some of my fave's:

    ~Tim tams

    ~Cherry ripes

    ~Milky way

    ~Caramilk

    ~Freddo frogs

    ~Snickers

    ~Mars bar

    Hmmm, what else? 😜

    To all of the people who have called me ugly:

    Your opinion on my looks doesn't change my personality. I may be ugly, I may be a disgrace to look at, but I don't care. You're not the judge of what is beautiful, so fuck off. I know I'm ugly, and having so many people tell me this has made my self esteem image 100 times worse. So I hope you can all sleep well knowing that you ruined my image of myself.

    And you're right. I am ugly.

    Look Cacey, I'm not necessarily MAD or UPSET or ANYTHING like that with you, I'm just... Idk what the word is if I'm being honest. I'm dealing with my 🩸 and Its not easy. Sorry x

    Hi Jake, just so you know, Cacey was trolling you. She isn't "In love" with you, and she isn't moving. Sorry Jake 💔😶

    Conversation with my younger self 🥰😭

    Did Rosie get better?

    No, she sadly left us all on the 4th of November (?) in 2017, but then we got a new puppy called Raven who we love very much.

    Oh, is Lily still our bestie?

    Not exactly, Lily moved to Broken hill at the end of year 2... But we still talk everyday!

    Wow, are we still at the hub?

    No, we moved to a new campus and we made AMAZING friends and memories there,… Read more

    Hey guys! Halloween's in like, a day, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!

    2 M&M's

    Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)

    The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2

    Tomato sauce and mustard 😂

    Devil and an angel

    Cloud and lighting

    A plant and a watering can

    This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pe… Read more

    I love how these 'vegans' are still drinking water.

    That could have been a fishes house u bitch

    (I'm not vegan btw, just paying them out)

    I've removed my face reveal for a couple of day's while I find a new one. My last one was hurting my best friend because it had some sad memories in it </3

    Hey Matt, I'm kindly asking for you to please delete the hate accounts made for me and the person claiming to be me. Thx Matt 😀

    wHy Do I wIsH i WaS sTiLl At CaMp?!

    Idk why, but at home and school I feel all of this pressure to put on a fake smile and pretend everything's fine, but at camp I finally felt like myself. Like I could be myself. Like people weren't judging me anymore, like I could actually be accepted for who I am. But once I got back to school and off the bus, I instantly felt pressure again. And it really sucks.

    Okay guys, I'm sad this happened but I want you to take good note of this:

    I was trying to put some sauce on my sausage roll and water poured out of the bottle 😭 Its rUiNeD

    Oki guys, heres a small recount of my school camp 😂😂😂😂

    So, day 1, we went to do the high ropes and leap of faith stuff at Woodhouse. Then, that night I had no sleep. Why? THE BOYS WERE:

    1, SUMMONING THE SPAGHETTI MAN (so scary, right?)

    2. SCREAMING, YELLING AND MOANING ALL NIGHT.

    3. DING DONG DITCHING US NON STOP.

    4. HAVING A BLOODY MOTHERS MEETING IN THE HALLWAY AT 12 IN THE MORNING.

    5. WALKING AROUND SINGING THE BLOODY PEPPA PIG SONG

    AND 6. WALKING AROUND WITH THEIR SHOES MAKING THUMPING SOUNDS.

    Day 2, much better day. We went kayaking and went to the beach to go boogie boarding. I had a much better sleep. Not much happened that day, and today was pretty good. 👌