New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
GOLDEN
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital? Reload and keep shooting
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.