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Have you driven through Dealey plaza it will blow your mind~john f. Kennedy
Husband:can we try anal tonight Wife: fuck that shit Husband:that's the spirit
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me I can't remember where I buried them
Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I'm fucking she say u idiot that's a sheep he says shut up I wasn't talking to you
Man walks in to his bedroom where his wish is carrying a sheep under his arm and says this is the pig I've been fucking.wife says that's not a pig that's a sheep dumbass.husband says I was talking to the sheep
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rappiest with erectile disfunction
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1
Dark humor is like pussy whining bitches don't get it
Opinions are like orgasms.the only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?they don't get picked for either
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great either
A girls pussy is a muff and when we have something against or mouths they say our voice is muffled so do I think the origin of the word muffled is talking while eating muff