Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve? Answer; Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Chuck Glisson
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
Answer; He'll have you in "Stitches"!
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How do you give a woman from Alabama a Nice Compliment?
Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Why do they call Melenia Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer; Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat"!
How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"? Answer; Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
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Who rates, THESE Jokes, as "Newest" and "Hot"? Answer; a S-T-O-O-G-E
Question; What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"? Answer; After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Question; Did YOU KNOW, that "Diarrhea" is HEREDITARY? Answer: It "Runs" in YOUR JEANS!
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song? Answer; Crimea River!
Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Question; Why was "6" Scared? Answer; Because "7" ate "9"!