Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Chuck Glisson
@chuckglisson
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!