Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
BlessedBrian
@blessedbrian
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What's the difference between a rap boat and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball has not had its holes fingered as much.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.