White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight? Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!
Autterpop
Depression/suicide jokes are basically yo mama jokes of our generation
they're lazy, unfunny, and useless.
Just like me :|
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..
I now suffer from anxiety aND depression :\
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression. It’s called Enditol.
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How did the man with no arms commit suicide? We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there
-a beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide-
a homeless man walks by her and says "what are you doing?"
she says "im going to jump"
the homeless man says "if youre going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
the woman replies "no way creep! never that!"
the homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says
"thats fine, I'll just wait til you're at the bottom"
If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to your ego, and then jump down to your IQ.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
Whats an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt me.
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I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems.... ...if I could just get the right people to try it.
