What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
Adin
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
what do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces
how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.