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My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six year old.

What is the differences between a preschool and my basement?

Little kids leave preschool.


What’s a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden

A KinderGarden

The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”

what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?

They both get turned on by kids

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

my family is like treasure, you need a shovel and a map to find them.

What do emo kids and bats have in common?

They both hang from trees

What does Nemo have in common with my dad?

They both cant be found

what do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces

how many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer