20 times jokes

Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?

"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.