Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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What do u call a blind dinosaur? *do-u-think-he-saur-us*
Isn't gwen the most thoughtful person?
Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left!
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants
Yo mama soo ugly!, * The mime* Broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: I've got u flowers Patient: Awww, What's the bad news? Doctor: *They're for your grave*
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? Answer: A chalkboard
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter whutcha call him he ain't comin'
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, Bud
what is a ghost favorite cake? i scream cake!
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage I lost the case.
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
why cant you make fun of a bunny's head? because they have a hare-line
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
what type of sandals do frogs ware? Open-toad
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser