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Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama soo ugly!, * The mime* Broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!

Doctor: I've got good news and bad news Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: I've got u flowers Patient: Awww, What's the bad news? Doctor: *They're for your grave*

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? Answer: A chalkboard

what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter whutcha call him he ain't comin'

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage I lost the case.

why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!

How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

why cant you make fun of a bunny's head? because they have a hare-line

Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe

My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running

What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser