What type of bow cant be tied? >.................................................................................................................................... ...... ........................ .......... ... ..... . . . . ....... ...... ......... ............................. . . . . ....... *A *RainBow
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What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (*sorry i wasn’t making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing*)
ready? go
What did the frog order? A diet croak!
Yo mama soo ugly!, * The mime* Broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? *damn my bulls* ahahaha
Why does a robot malfunction when they get said? Becuase they have a break down
what can u catch but not throw? ................................... . . . ... ........... .................. ....... ... . . ... .. .... ................. Ook. a cold!
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....? humm.. Older brother: Ooh I know! 1,2,3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank!
I got kicked outta the poker game They said i was a little*cheet-ah*
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? *Aye Matey* haha
I see 6 letters in the past I have 2020 vision I can see see 7 letters in the future i have 2021 vision
*i got to work* Ben: Oh no my boss is here i hate my job and im terrified of my boss Ben: Uh ey hey Mr.Boss Boss: Have a nice day Ben: Ok bye! Boss:??
My name is devonair when i get a haircut its always bald kids make fun of me the call me dang-nier bald head My name is devonair
*dev-on-near* *I always thought they were making fun of me cause of my name pronounced near*
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A. Mississippi.
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: I've got u flowers Patient: Awww, What's the bad news? Doctor: *They're for your grave*