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Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: *tooth hurty* Dad: all right

How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage I lost the case.

RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!! Richard: What???? Rick: So Before donald trumps impeachment he said " The CoronaVirus will end on march 32nd 2021 Richard: Your from planet arth where there's a march 32nd enjoy it *stupid dumb fuck brother* Rick: Oh I will *It was the day March 21st* *9 Days later* *March 31st* Rick: oh I cant want until tomarrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so exited im gonna give my friends a big'ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man *one day later* *He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it* Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING !ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS *Richard* *oh he's the dumbass*

what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter whutcha call him he ain't comin'

What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser

Yo mama so stupid when she saw on her computer it said you have 3 cookies she broke it

Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me

Why Couldn't the twin's never do anything right? Because they were trip-lets