There was a kid named buttitches and his teacher was taking attendance. then the teavher asked"what is your name"? And he answered "buttitches" Then the teacher asked again "what's your name" and he replied buttitches. Then a student yelled out "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY"!!
YOUR MOM
What do you call angry midgets? short tempered
A guy walks into a bar hes like whats your number lad and the women be like 298 777 fatso.com and he walked home depressed
knight HAHAHAHA
i was having a party in my basement and my friend asked me what that bag cover in blood was for and i said oh thats the bag i catch the children with to torture them in this basement
One day i told a kid what 2 x 12 was he said he didn't know i said lets go to my basement and figure it out he is still in my basement trying to do the equation
my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard
When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room
My builder was extending my basment when he questioned me because he found three ded kids n a corner tied together
U so ugly thats why me and your hairline go far back
my mum found a chest that was wet and it had a child in it she asked me what it was for i said i put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are ded
My brother got his legs chopped of but someone FBI opened my basement door but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basment
YOUR MOM SUCKS MY DICK 24/7
There was a new kid in my school the first thing the teacher said was me u the basement NOW
how many kids does it take to change a light bulb apparently not 343646 because my basement is still as dark as yours