I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful
What are we doing here?
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
This Anorexic girl wanted to fight me I told her that I would roast her but she didn't have any meat
I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said my uncle just calls this shhhhh
If your dad didn't bring the milk what are u dipping your cookies in?
My wife told me to hang her the salt so I beat the shit out of her. My names Kyle btw