A father is talking to his three kids
Kid 1: why is my name rose
Dad:Because when you were a kid a rose fell on your head
Kid 2: why is my name lily
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh
Dad:oh hey Brick
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when i got out i noticed he was left for bread, i felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this