Theres no smoke or fire without a muslim
Trump does standup
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea a river.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean and North Korean all walk into a bar
The Landlord says "why the same faces lads".
Why was 7, 8 and 10 scared ?
Answer: 9/11 of course !!!
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head ?!
Answer: Putin Putout !!!
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth dissappear.
Your so clapped that you make susan boyle attractive
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life ?! "Your the ying to my yang" !
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korea missile would have competition.
What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!
Asians caused them both !
Your so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight
What's long, hard and full of Semen ?
Answer: Me