If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Stalin
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
whats the difference between a baby and an onion? i cry when i chop up an onion
Welcome to the gulag
A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...