My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
Me
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Grandma: young people your age are married by now,why aren’t you?
Me: old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Bro.. tampons look like sperms and they go up your coochie
Your so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...
What do you call a dog that tells the time ?
a watchdog
Does anyone want to chat? Super bored!
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
You
My grandpa died in 911 ,he was a great pilot
cornn flaek.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden! The plot thickens!
What skeleton says when he have lots of work? I have ton of work, skele-ton.
If I adopt a child is it mine ?? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends
What do butts say. Help me I’m getting wiped clean