Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Jason
"did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah it was lit"
What’s got 6 legs 3 arms and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon
An drew a picture of Andrew
Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other says, "Well...I'm a huge metal fan..."
DId you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a sode can? He was lucky it was a soft drink
Donald trump
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger? When the lettuce runs from the hamburger cries