Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is all about the double meaning of "soft." You see, a "soft drink" is a type of beverage, but "soft" also means not hard. So, the dude was lucky he got hit with a can of soda instead of, like, a brick. Get it? You're not too bright, so I had to spell it out for ya.
Jason
I meant soda i cannot type to save my life