How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
J0K35
Yo mama so stupid
When she was in mandarin class, she asked "Where are the mandarins? Im hungry"
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
Tik Tok.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Some bread teacher: What will reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get and FY for FUCK YOU
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit
Student: Hah, thats VERY funny! Might as well go to deadit so I can die of laughter.
lol they left
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar
When the doctor saw this, he said
"From Type 2 Diabetes"
Get it?
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon
(meatcanyon is actually a yt that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to lol)
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
Time for double joke tuesday
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me
Kid: Your a dick, you know!
Me: And your a pussy, you know?
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser
search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE
reddit king and q, i really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop, your obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.