What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
J0K35
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things, an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-
Sorry bout that......
Now as i was saying
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit
Wait a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake
What do depressed people use for emotions online
They use EMOjis
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means please?
Me:
Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx
There is a feminist group in my town
It is called Gal-qaeda
(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question
His husband said, whats your question?
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants"
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
So i saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, what are you doing?
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: that sounds pretty SIMPle.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurriCANE
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well according to my mom, I am.