Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: CUZ I JUST BIT MY TOUNG!!! (Drama scene)
Gwen
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What did the mouse say after it's bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
What is a monsters favorite pace to swim?
Lake Erie!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Prince, be honest, do you still love me?
Orphan jokes are just hurtful and that is all they are so please stop
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
Prince???? Where are you you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we any way? (I love you so much)
Whatdid the pelican say when he finished shopping?
Put it in my bill.
Mom: Anna let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time and you the other half that way it will all be fair and I don't have to put up with this crying, I've already got 7 others to take care of.
Anna: I do mom. I have Fred(younger brother) go up and I go down!
Mom: Good. NOW HOW 'BOUT THE REST OF YOU GO PLAY OUTSIDE IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE IT'S THE WARMEST IT'S BEEN ALL YEAR, 45 DEGREES BELOW 0!
Kids: WOW! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are, I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!
What are two things you could call a fart?
Gass from the ass or oter from the motor!
Prince are you there???
Prince do you love the faker, Princess or me the real Gwen?
Prince don't listen to that Princess she is a fake I swear. I am the real Gwen.