Gwen

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What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?

Donald Grump

(Tripple Pun)

What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?

Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.

Prince are you really gay cuz I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time! PLEASE CHOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!

Why was the piano waiting at the front door?

Cuz it forgot which key to use!

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

Cuz he wanted to sleep like a log!

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?

Matt!

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Why did the farmers wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

Cuz they were using fowl language!

Now just comment yes or no.

Do you think black lives matter? Yes or no.

Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

John: I don't know.

Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...