Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Gwen
This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters
EVERY ONE OF YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT KENYA IS A KID LIKE 50% OF US AND JUST CUZ YOU SAW A PIC OF HER IN BRA, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN TEASE HER. SO EVERY ONE S.T.O.P. SAYING THESE WICKED THINGS! GOT IT!?????!!!
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything
Hi guys
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
Whats a book never written? Beautiful sites by a mountain, by rocky hill!
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
get it?
Quote for the day
I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.
“Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY”
Also loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen
:)
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England's won. I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...