A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines
BoomkittyFX
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs, i replied "OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR FUCKING ARMS!"
Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Whats the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H" but we all know what one we would like to do.
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Whats the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N Word Passes.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.